Thread:Chase McFly/@comment-24859105-20180522021046/@comment-7180588-20180524150038

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Chase McFly Options


 * OfficialBrandon


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 * 9:07Chase McFlyHey.
 * 9:07OfficialBrandonFHey there!
 * 9:08Chase McFlyStan: Bree, you're actually your mother's first husband's brother's daughter.
 * Here's your birth certificate: Naomi Brennan Krane.
 * 9:08OfficialBrandonFBree: What? I'm a Krane?!
 * 9:09Chase McFlyStan: Yes. Your parents died, though, so you wee put up for adoption.
 * We wanted to adopt you first, but those Davenports beat us to it.
 * Your 20th birthday's next week.
 * 9:09OfficialBrandonFBree: But... I'm a Krane! (starts getting shaky)
 * 9:10Chase McFlyLater...
 * (Bree kisses Chase on the lips)
 * Chase: What the heck, Bree?
 * 9:11OfficialBrandonFBree: Hey there, Chase! Did ya miss me?
 * 9:11Chase McFlyChase: Yes, kinda..
 * 9:11OfficialBrandonFBree: What's wrong?
 * 9:11Chase McFlyBut why did you just kiss me?
 * 9:12OfficialBrandonFBree: Guess what? We're not related!
 * 9:12Chase McFlyBree: Wow. Well, Bree, I guess you are kinda pretty...
 * 9:12OfficialBrandonFBree: Aw, thank you!
 * 9:12Chase McFly*Chase
 * Chase: But I'm more into younger girls.
 * 9:13OfficialBrandonFBree: Am I supposed to be offended by that? Come on, we're only a couple of years apart!
 * 9:13Chase McFlyLater...
 * Douglas: Oh my god, it's the securities and exchange commision.
 * Who turned me in?
 * 9:14OfficialBrandonF(Who am I this time?)
 * 9:14Chase McFly(Nobody just yet)
 * 9:14OfficialBrandonF(Okay)
 * 9:15Chase McFlyTv Announcer: The Davenport name is as sullied as Mission Creek on the 5th of May.
 * (You can be Douglas or Bree now)
 * 9:17OfficialBrandonFBree: Dang, I'm guessing this situation is out of hand...
 * 9:18Chase McFlyDouglas: They are persecuting me. It was an accident. This is ridiculous! If I’d told them we were taking a bunch of gays out there to get married, they’d have thrown me a parade. Let’s tell them we were taking a bunch of gays to get married.
 * 9:18OfficialBrandonFBree: How would that help?
 * 9:18Chase McFlyDouglas: Don't criticize me.
 * 9:19OfficialBrandonFBree: Boy, if you don't...
 * 9:19Chase McFlyDouglas: And don't think I have nothing nice to say to my adopted daughter.
 * 9:19OfficialBrandonFBree: Wow... sick burn.
 * 9:19Chase McFlyI turned the Queen around, and it sank.
 * Now' how's your "king" doing?
 * I mean, Kaz.
 * 9:20OfficialBrandonFBree: Doing just fine! He's great!
 * 9:20Chase McFly Coast guardsman: Could I have the Davenport family over here, please? And over here, the victims of the Davenport family?
 * 9:20OfficialBrandonFBree: What's going on?
 * 9:21Chase McFlyKaz: We're dividing up into areas.
 * 9:21OfficialBrandonFBree: Why?
 * 9:22Chase McFlyKaz: We go to the Davenport area with Leo, Adam and the otehr one.
 * 9:22OfficialBrandonFBree: But I don't want to leave you!
 * 9:22Chase McFlyKaz: Don't worry, Bree, you're not.
 * (They go to the area)
 * 9:22OfficialBrandonFBree: Kaz, I'm scared; what's going on?
 * 9:23Chase McFlyKaz: They're persecuting Douglas, obviously.
 * 9:24OfficialBrandonFBree: Well, I don't want that to happen!
 * 9:24Chase McFly(Adam pushes Kaz over)
 * Adam: Yay, I got my yes!
 * 9:24OfficialBrandonFBree: Adam, you pushed Kaz!
 * 9:24Chase McFly(Adam runs back to the group)
 * Adam: Sorry, Kaz.
 * By the way, Bree, you think you're life's a fallacy?
 * Since you're adopted.
 * 9:25OfficialBrandonFBree: Don't judge me.
 * 9:25Chase McFlyKaz: Fallac-Fallac-I can't say that word.
 * How about this?
 * 9:25OfficialBrandonFBree: Of course you can't...
 * 9:26Chase McFlyFallac see?
 * 9:26OfficialBrandonFBree: Not even close.
 * 9:27Chase McFlyKaz: Bree, doyou think our relationship is really working?
 * 9:27OfficialBrandonFBree: I think so.
 * 9:28Chase McFlyKaz: Well, I think we should go reinvent ourselves. I hear there's some weird rumors about me.
 * 9:28OfficialBrandonFBree: What rumors?
 * 9:28Chase McFlyKaz: Some people think I'm mentally challenged, and some people think I'm gay.
 * I need to show them the truth.
 * 9:28OfficialBrandonFBree: Those are weird rumors...
 * But I think you're right, we do need to reinvent ourselves.
 * 9:29Chase McFlyKaz: Well, here's a book. Eat, Pray, Love. Maybe you'll find something in there.
 * 9:29OfficialBrandonFBree: Thanks, Kaz. That means a lot.
 * 9:30Chase McFlyLater, at the academy...
 * (Bree is packing her bags)
 * 9:30OfficialBrandonFBree: I am going to miss this place...
 * 9:30Chase McFly(Later...(
 * Cabbie: Hello, ma'am. Where do you wnat to go?
 * 9:31OfficialBrandonFBree: Anywhere that I won't have to pay too much cab fare for.
 * 9:31Chase McFlyCabbie: Okay, I'll take you to the airport.
 * 9:32OfficialBrandonFBree: Thanks.
 * 9:32Chase McFly(AS they drive, the cabbie sees anotehr car swerving out of his lane)
 * Cabbie Who does that guy think he is?
 * 9:33OfficialBrandonFBree: Not sure.
 * 9:33Chase McFlyAnd what kind of license plate is "ANUSTART"?
 * 9:33OfficialBrandonFBree: That's odd...
 * I've never seen one like that.
 * 9:33Chase McFlyMust be a child molester or something.
 * 9:34OfficialBrandonFBree: I hope not.
 * 9:34Chase McFlyLater..
 * (Bree is on the plane)
 * 9:35OfficialBrandonFBree: Well, there's my flight...
 * 9:35Chase McFly(Another passenger kicks Bree's seat)
 * (And keeps kicking it)
 * 9:35OfficialBrandonFBree: Hey! Watch it!
 * 9:36Chase McFlyLater...
 * (Bree picks up the wrong luggage at the airport)
 * 9:36OfficialBrandonFBree: Wait... this isn't my luggage! (gorans)
 * 9:37Chase McFlyLater...
 * (Bree is riding on a bus)
 * (The bus suddenly lurches forward with an extreme jerk)
 * 9:37OfficialBrandonFBree: Wow, that dude cannot learn how to drive.
 * 9:38Chase McFlyPassenger: At least we hit a tourist, not a cow.
 * 9:38OfficialBrandonFBree: (sighs) Wow... just... wow.
 * 9:39Chase McFly(everyone laughs)
 * (except Bree
 * 9:39OfficialBrandonFBree: Ha ha. Keep laughing until you choke on water.
 * 9:40Chase McFlyLater...
 * (Breea is in her hotel room, unpacking the otehr person's bag)
 * 9:40OfficialBrandonFBree: How many clothes can one person pack?
 * 9:41Chase McFlyLater..
 * (Bree arrives at the mall mountain, repeat scene from beginning of the episode)
 * (She then is at the reception desk)
 * Manager: We booked your shaman appointment.
 * 9:42OfficialBrandonFBree: Thank you!
 * 9:42Chase McFlyDo you wnat it by the pool?
 * 9:42OfficialBrandonFBree: Sure thing!
 * 9:42Chase McFlyGreat.
 * Later...
 * (Bree is visiting her shaman, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Skylar)
 * 9:43OfficialBrandonFBree: (confused look on face) Skylar?
 * 9:43Chase McFlyShaman (ignoring Bree): You are living a life without love.
 * 9:43OfficialBrandonFBree: No!
 * 9:44Chase McFlyShaman: When love is near your heart, you’ll be happy. You must live life truthfully.
 * 9:45OfficialBrandonFBree: I understand.
 * 9:45Chase McFly(picks up Bree's bag)
 * This bag is fake as you are.
 * 9:45OfficialBrandonF(I uploaded a new fan villain voice: https://soundcloud.com/user-103912099/cypher-the-bloody-1-lab-rats-elite-force-fan-made-villain-voice-1)
 * 9:45Chase McFly
 * 9:45OfficialBrandonFBree: Keep talking and someone's gonna get smacked.
 * 9:46Chase McFlyShaman: Pull your head out of the sand. Love is where you left it.
 * 9:46OfficialBrandonF(You might need to remove the end parentheses after number 1 because for some reason it linked it.)
 * Bree: I will. Thanks again.
 * 9:46Chase McFly(OK)
 * Shaman: Do you have anyone at home?
 * 9:46OfficialBrandonFBree: Not right now. I'm just on my own...
 * 9:46Chase McFlyShaman: No friends?
 * 9:47OfficialBrandonFBree: I have friends... they're just not with me right now.
 * 9:47Chase McFly(Back at the reception desk...)
 * Manager: I'm sorry, but we had to cancel your shaman appointment.
 * 9:48OfficialBrandonFBree: What? Why?
 * 9:48Chase McFlyYour account was declined.
 * 9:48OfficialBrandonFBree: Declined? But I have money!
 * 9:48Chase McFly(Bree looks back to the shaman, who has turned into an ostrich)
 * 9:48OfficialBrandonFBree: Did you see that?
 * The shaman just turned into an animal!
 * 9:49Chase McFlyManager: See what? You need to get out. Leave the ostrich lone.
 * 9:49OfficialBrandonFBree: But I am staying at this hotel! Where am I supposed to go?
 * 9:49Chase McFlyManager: Home.
 * (Bree's phone rings.)
 * 9:49OfficialBrandonFBree: Hello?
 * 9:50Chase McFlyDouglas: Hello, Bree. I need my loving daughter sitting behind me smiling next to her boyfriend at my trial.
 * 9:50OfficialBrandonFBree: Why?
 * 9:50Chase McFlyDouglas: So I don't look guilty.
 * Later...
 * 9:51OfficialBrandonFBree: But... I'm not even your real daughter...
 * (Oops)
 * 9:51Chase McFly(In the living room)
 * 9:51OfficialBrandonFBree: What's going on, guys?
 * 9:51Chase McFlyKaz: Bree and I are ready to make this relationship work. We're getting married.
 * 9:52OfficialBrandonFBree: Whaaaaaaaaaaat.....
 * 9:52Chase McFlyChase: Bree, I know you returned from your spiritual journey just to getyour hands on the stimulus money.
 * 9:52OfficialBrandonFBree: What? That's crazy!
 * Mr. Davenport loves money! He bathes in it!
 * 9:53Chase McFlyChase: And also, Bree, stop doing your prayer hands.
 * 9:53OfficialBrandonFBree: But I can't. I'm on a new path now.
 * 9:53Chase McFlyDouglas: I ask that Bree testify I was a wonderful father who did his best.
 * 9:54OfficialBrandonFBree: (starts to cry) But I don't want you to go to jail!
 * 9:54Chase McFlyDouglas: And I won't.
 * Later...
 * (Bree and Kaz are now married)
 * 9:55OfficialBrandonFBree: Well, that went quick.
 * 9:55Chase McFlyKaz: Hello, sir, we'd like to purchase a new home.
 * (A few months have passed)
 * 9:55OfficialBrandonFBree: Yeah, something that makes the sun sparkle.
 * 9:56Chase McFlyLook at my car's license plate, it clearly states that we're ready for a new start.
 * 9:56OfficialBrandonFBree: I've seen that plenty of times.
 * He's legit.
 * 9:56Chase McFlyReal estate Man: Good heavens.
 * That is a scary license plate.
 * WEll, this is a good area.
 * Has soem hospitals and stuff.
 * We're going to get you into the right house.
 * 9:57OfficialBrandonFBree: Sounds good!
 * 9:57Chase McFlyIs it just you two?
 * 9:57OfficialBrandonFBree: Just us.
 * (I'm going to head off for now. See you later!)
 * 9:58Chase McFlyKaz: We should be honest here. We have no income flow. No incoming income flow. We have plenty of outgoing income.
 * (Bye!)